Central

220 SW Ankeny St.
Portland OR 97204
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Hours

"Hidden" (as in signless) classy little joint in the Ankeny Alley

Pros
Tucked in an unmarked door next to Valentine's, this hidden creperie cum bar is excellent for a date. As the sign says: "No Douchebags" and "No Starfucking". How can you not love such a poignant offensive in an attempt to maintain weekend warrior idiocracy that descends upon Portland every Friday and Saturday? Swell cocktail menu.

Cons
No happy hour, no sidewalk seating, and 'tis hard to find. Then again, it was meant to be that way.

Central Happy Hour

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Details

Where...

Downtown

Northwest

Old Town/Chinatown Specifically: Ankeny Alley

What...

Who...

Douchebags Specifically: Just kidding - no douchebags - the rules prohibit it

Bars Close By:

4th Down Bar & Grill / Ash Street Saloon / Barrel Room Rockin' Show Bar / Beauty Bar / Berbati's / Boiler Room / Captain Ankeny's Well / Casey's Nightclub & Lounge / CC Slaughter's / Club Rouge / Couture Ultra Lounge / Cuda Beach Club / Dante's / Darcelle XV / Davis Street Tavern / Dirty / Dixie Tavern / East Chinatown Lounge / Fox & Hounds / Ground Kontrol / Hamburger Mary's / Hobo's / Huber's / Kells Irish / Kelly's Olympian / Magic Garden / McFadden's / Mother's Velvet Lounge / Portland City Grill / Qube / Republic / Roseland Theatre / Ruth's Chris Steakhouse / Shanghai Tunnel / Silverado / Someday Lounge / Spyce / The Crown Room / The Old Shucking Room (Dan & Louis's) / Thirsty Lion Pub / Tube / Valentine's / Whiskey Bar & Lounge / XV (15) / Yes & No / Yolo Lounge