Portland Meat Markets
Alibi
Famed Portland tiki bar brimming with dark volcanic islandy charm. Located on the Max yellow line.
Ararat
Armenian disco that attracts the whole eastern Euro bloc sect, often open until 6am on weekends.
Aura
Good happy hour, decent food, lovely design, professional service...the crowds however, kill it.
Barrel Room Rockin' Show Bar
Dueling piano bar in the heart of the amateur nightclub zone.
Boxxes Video Bar
Specifically: Boys
Dancing, videos, boys.
Branx
Rotture's downstairs pool/gaming room.
Candlelight Room
Downtown blues bar known as a hook up spot for the over 40 crowd. Slated to close Febuary 26, 2012, due to the future Milwaukee light rail.
CC Slaughter's
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being there may be some gays holding hands here, and 10 being you will definitely see naked gay boys, this is an 11.
Couture Ultra Lounge
Chic "Ultra-lounge" right in the heart of the weekend downtown douchebag zone.
Cuda Beach Club
New name for Barracuda - the longstanding mainstay of Portland's very own Jersey Shore set.
Dante's
Classic Portland Bar.
Dirty
Meat market for suburban set, located in the heart of the date rape district.
Dixie Tavern
Rock/urban cowboy themed bar is neither a tavern nor a rock bar, teeming with suburban 20 somethings eager to swap DNA and exotic diseases.
Doug Fir Lounge
Swanky, Hipster Hotel with Kick Ass Venue
Dublin Pub
Irish pub with live music 6 nights a week and 59! taps.
Duke's Country Bar & Grill
Country bar complete with a mechanical bull brought to you by CEG.
Element
Newish downtown "Martini bar" and dance club that's a fav of the younger Blazers.
Embers
Queer-ish Dance Club
Fez Ballroom
Big dance club with big personality.
Gossip Lounge
Upscale sports bar bathed in blue light.
Grand Central Bowl
Over priced bowling brought to you by CEG, yay.
Gypsy
Another Concept Entertainment Group creation, this time on NW 21st, featuring fish bowl cocktails.
Hall Street Bar & Grill
Classic bar and grill in the heart of Beaverton.
Harborside Pilsner Room
Home to Portland's branch of Full Sail Brewery, this McCormick and Schmick's has one of the best waterfront views in town.
Kells Irish
Perfect for when you and 300 other amateur hour weekend warriors simply must have an authentically Americanized Irish bar experience...
Lotus Cardroom
Perfect around happy hour, CEG's finest establishment slowly transforms from downtown 9-5 drone lunch crowd, to bump'n'grind meat market in a span of 6 hours.
Matador
Frequented by homeless alcoholics, punks, D list celebrities, and slumming suburbanites, the Matador sets the bar by which all other Portland dives are measured.
McFadden's
In the heart of the Jagerbomb district, the 20something suburban throngs descend to shake to a surprisingly decent DJs.
Migration Brewing
Beer-only microbrew joint's fantastic beers attract early afternoon beer geeks & patio sun-seekers.
Portland City Grill
It's the view from the 30th floor! It's the happy hour! Boasted of equally by the white collar set to all out of towners. On a clear day, the view is grand...if you can get a seat.
Red Cap Garage
Mainstay of the "Vaseline Alley," with loads of cheap offerings and debauchery.
Refectory
Huge restaurant and bar with attached ballroom on the edge of Gresham where you never know what type of entertainment you'll encounter.
Ringlers Pub
Huge McMenamins pool hall and weekend dance club below Crystal Ballroom.
Rock Bottom Brewery
Run of the mill national microbrewery chain with average food and less than desirable beer. You won't find many true locals here (read - popular with the suburbanites and tourists).
Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso
Downtown swingers/sex club.
Shanghai Tunnel
Always reliable downtown (and mainly downstairs) bar with great food, great staff and a nice sidewalk patio. Part of the legendary Shanghai Tunnels of yesteryear.
Silverado
Specifically: Boys
Portland's only all male strip club (after 10pm), catering to men. Women are welcome, but not exactly encouraged.
Society
Two level nightclub that's probably exactly the same as the other zillions of clubs that have been housed in this space.
Studio 503
Miami-Style Latin Dance Club & Sports Bar.
The Paragon
Nice Old-school Pearl District restaurant with a large bar area and porch/street seating. Perfect for scenesters on First Thursday.
Thirsty Lion Pub
"British" themed nightclub by CEG.
Who Song & Larry's
Just across the Columbia with a huge deck overlooking said river.
XV (15)
Hipster joint in downtown's 4 block hipster/bridge and tunnel square.
